June 2012
And now, he's a bunch of pictures of famous...
ladeli:
Apparently every year Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party has something they call a Photobooth but we call “A fucking softbox and keylight with a backdrop” Yes, as with all things celebrity, the only way Vanity Fair can convince famous people to do silly photobooth pictures is to ensure it has fancy lighting that makes people look pretty even when they are trying to not look pretty.
Anyway,...
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Watchdiscerning-the-transmundane:
pleasefeelbeautiful:
drunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
All of the awards.
Omg. I cant.
Woops.
imjustonekid:
Mom saw porn on the dash.
“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
sodamnrelatable:
You are so fake.
via sodamnrelatable
Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll...
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
OMFG DO IT !
Go for it!
